Well hello there, all 3 of my readers!
Have you missed me?? I know it's been a LONG, LONG time! You probably thought that my family threatened to kill me after that Christmas greeting, but despite my best efforts, I haven't driven them to that point yet. I just didn't have much inspiration. This is pretty much what my entire winter boils down to:
I HATE WINTER!
I AM SO, SO COLD!
WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES?
IS WINTER OVER YET?
I'M FREAKIN FREEZING!
YOUR GLOVES WERE JUST HERE!
I HATE HAVING TO SCRAPE ICE OFF MY WINDSHIELD!
WINTER, YOU SUCK!
WHY IS IT SO FLIPPIN COLD!
DARN IT! I JUST BOUGHT YOU NEW GLOVES! HOW CAN THEY BE LOST!
WINTER IS THE WORST!
SHUT UP! I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT WINTER AS MUCH AS I WANT! I NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SUMMER! I DO NOT! JUST UP!
I AM COLDER THAN COLD
OH GREAT! I DON'T HAVE HANDS ANYMORE. I HAVE CLAWS! SPENT ALL MY TIME LOOKING FOR YOUR GLOVES AND FORGOT MINE!
WINTER WILL NEVER EVER END AND I AM GONNA DIE!
See, you didn't want to hear all that! Also, while I was stuck at home with time practically moving backwards. I started saying yes to everything and volunteering for things without checking the calendar (because there are so, so, so many boring hours in a week!) Then spring hit and I realized that I was gonna have an ugly spring!!! I see you making a mental note to wait until winter to ask me for that favor! Just stop it! I won't do it! Who am I kidding! I will totally say yes and then sometime in April, I will be asking myself if I really like you enough to go through this stress;)
And I might as well get this terrible news out of the way..... *takes a deep breath* It looks like there will not be a Wiggles Concert for us this year. Enough of my facebook friends must have gathered together and prayed! There isn't one in PA this year! Not sure how Karen and I.... I mean Karen's kids and my kids will handle the disappointment!
